im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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