The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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