is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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