You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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