soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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