Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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