Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
