i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
