Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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