I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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