dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
bring money and cleavage
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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