My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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