So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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