ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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