quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Cover your peen. We're going out.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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