So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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