Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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