just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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