Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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