I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
my liver is dry heaving
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