i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I am full of burrito and curiosity
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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