This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
sex in a hospital.. check
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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