Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's blow job season.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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