Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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