I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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