we're chasing vodka with high fives
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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