I cockslap morals
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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