i don't like sucking hair
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Acid is not a monday night drug
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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