it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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