HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well I just put wine in my tea
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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