fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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