and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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