Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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