i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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