Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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