i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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