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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(801): View more from Utah

I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010

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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(206): View more from Washington

you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway

(925): View more from California

I hate that you know that from experience

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(360): View more from Washington

The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.

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(845): View more from New York

I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age

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(214): View more from Texas

Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?

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