The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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