That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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