idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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