I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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