then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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