I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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