Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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