i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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