i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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