im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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