If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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