Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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