i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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