My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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