that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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