Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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