well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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