More tranny stories later!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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