I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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