why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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